Best of Inkduel

The comedian stood center stage, sweating through his third joke about his divorce, when he suddenly realized the wedding party was in the front row and that's when the room went silent.

The wedding photographer's finger hovered over the shutter button as the groom's ex-girlfriend stood up from her seat, howled in a language from the depths , and everyone in the chapel held their breath.

The outlaw's fingers hovered over his revolver as the sheriff's boots echoed down the dusty street, the kid stared up at him, and the town held its breath.

She leaned across the interrogation table, her voice dropping to a whisper as she said, I was wearing the One Ring "and that's when I knew you'd been lying the whole time."